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Wake up and smell Thyself!
Are you that guy whose confidence gets routinely smashed by girls eww-ing at your dandruff or the different odors you produce? Are you that girl dork who does this to random people to appear cool while...
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Religious Chinese Whisper.
The last few decades saw Pakistani women relishing Sunni/shia gossip much more than the usual saas/bahu tripe. This holy tête-à-tête is usually between a Baji (employer) and her Massi (maid). The massi...
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Some Call Democracy “Damn Crazy!”
Once upon a time in the heart of Sindh was a village where unpretentious, humble but uneducated villagers lived. These honest-to-goodness people, along with their camels, cows and chickens, were...
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Shit people say to Karachiites!
Owling is so last year! This year it’s all about “shit people say”, Shit black people say, shit white people say, Shit black n white people say, shit nobody says etc. So I obviously had to contribute...
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Sink The Differences, Shall We?
This is a personal post. You’re free to ignore it and watch tv. It’s a confession I wanted to make publicly. Stalkers are encouraged to get lost. **** While aunties have earned themselves a reputation...
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Who are these people attacking Eid Milad-un-Nabi processions in Pakistan?
Reblogged from Pakistan Blogzine: Multiple attacks have been reported on 5 February 2012 on the Eid Milad-un-Nabi (12 Rabi-ul-Awal) processions in various cities in Pakistan including Mansehra,...
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Of Sweaters, Saris and Shadis.
Karachi’s experiencing some real winters this year that leaves us feeling like a chicken without its plumage. My feet and the cucumbers in the fridge have the same temperature right now. I also have an...
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Hyperbolically Hormonal Day.
Today’s that day of the year that I like to remember as “Hyperbolically Hormonal Day”, also the day when toy shops make record sales. Perhaps the second most anticipated day of the year amongst...
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Rubbernecks Make Me Wish…
I’ve said this before, I’m saying this again that a vast majority of Pakistani men are simply… Unbelievable! Not all but most of them, specially the ones on the street who assume that women are God’s...
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Sleep baby sleep!
It’s been a while. Missed being here. Missed a lot of things actually. On of them is this.. So how have you been? Oh and here’s the eyebrows reference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9WckQxRwN8
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